ashcan rantings

for life's not a paragraph. And death i think is no parenthesis. Read the Printed Word!
Me Gusta




when referring to people, use “glitch” instead of “bitch”. call them glitches. say theyre being glitchy. not only do you get to avoid using a misogynistic slur, you can also imply that their negativity is an anomaly in the web grid of your life and thus needs to be patched


…I’m down…

(via jeskaeli)


yea sex is pretty good but have u ever taken a nap with someone


(via punkwix)

And how odd it is
to be haunted by someone
that is still alive.
I Guess the Old You is a Ghost (#589: June 25, 2014)

(via blueeyedgypsysoul)


Get to know me meme[3/5] favorite relationships: Brangelina
" I’ll talk to my family. I talk to Brad Pitt. … I don’t have a lot of friends I talk to. He is really the only person I talk to."

(via suicideblonde)

I can’t decide if this is cute, weird, or disturbing, but what I do know is that I squealed with delight when I first saw it.

(via afternoonsnoozebutton)

Even when you

were at your worst,

and I cut my hands

wide open

from picking up

your broken pieces,

I still loved you.


The distinct difference between dogges and cattes: the post.

Catte: “The poor fool! He doesn’t even know we’re about to die.”

Dogge: “Man Laugh. Dogge Good. GOOD DOGGE.”

@arianagrande: Thought i accidentally wrote “porno work” and almost died”

cannot handle

(via homicidalbrunette)